Remember when you used to be funny? Yeah, me neither.
I don't ALWAYS eat houseplants... But WHEN I DO, it's poisonous mistletoe on Christmas Eve and I make the whole family race me in a panic to the emergency veterinary clinic and spend Christmas there. You're welcome.
sea otter impreshun... ...pretty gud ackshully
Yeah, I didn't know I could knit, either.
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